I Hate the '90s

I recently found this photo of myself from when I was nine or so, and my brain can't even comprehend the '90s-osity of this getup. The sad part is, I remember that I was so proud of myself for picking it out. It has all the components of every great (read: disgusting) outfit from the early 1990s:

• Huge, green, Wayfarer-style sunglasses
• Bangs pulled back with headband (I had one in like every color)
  
• Too-large graphic T-shirt (American flag heart - great for Fourth of July!)
  
• Acid-washed denim shorts pulled up to ribcage
  
• Clear plastic belt (goes with every outfit!)
  
• Red gingham suspenders
• Filthy white Keds, without socks
  

...And I was probably also wearing a matching scrunchie.