Pretzels Bring the Dramz

It turns out Auntie Anne, the namesake of those pretzel shops you always see at highway rest stops, isn't exactly the little old Amish grandma you thought she was. She has quite the interesting backstory, filled with Mennonites, babies getting run over by tractors, Evangelical Christians, molestery pastors, adultery, Harley-Davidsons, and - of course - pretzels.
{via Jezebel}