Hair Extensions Are Gross

I really don't understand celebrities' obsessions with hair extensions. Probably because I have sort of a "thing" about fake hair, the thing being that I really hate it. (When I was little, I washed my hands after I played with my Barbies, because their nasty plastic skin and hair grossed me out.) Unless you spend thousands of dollars on real human hair (which should probably be used to make wigs for cancer patients instead), everyone can tell your hair is as fake as Barbie's. Case in point: Miley Cyrus at the Grammys. Honey, I know you're only 15, but couldn't your Disney Channel paycheck buy you something higher-quality than Jessica Simpson's HairDo line? The top of her hair is brown. The bottom of her hair is black. It looks like she just clipped in some straggly bits of Amy Winehouse's beehive.
{via Perez Hilton}