Show Poodles Wear "Pee Pants"

I'm so jealous that Michelle Collins got to cover the Westminster Dog Show for the Best Week Ever Blog. Her recap is both hilarious and informative. Did you know that show poodles have to wear special black "pee pants" so they don't stain their white fur? True story.

Jesus Hates Wiener Poopie

I love CNN Headline News, because somehow they track down the randomest, least newsworthy news stories in the world. I guess that's what happens when you have to fill a 24-hour news cycle. And I'm glad they do, because this video made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. Hearing the narrator repeatedly say the phrase "wiener poopie" in his serious newscaster voice is probably the highlight of my week.
{via Boing Boing}