Judge Judy, Please Adopt Me

Now that I have no grandparents left, I am always on the lookout for possible surrogates. Judge Judy is so awesome, I think she's at the top of my list. If she wasn't a multi-millionaire judge TV star, you know she'd be that grandma who is always sassing people in the local Brooklyn hair salon. Fun fact: She wrote a book called Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining. I would never pee on your leg, Grandma Judy. (Must. Get. This. Book!)