Why I'll Never Send My Future Kids to Daycare

{via PostSecret}

From the "LOL...For Real" File

This quote actually made me laugh out loud:

Columbia student volunteer: So, who knows what soy milk is?
Fourth grade girls: [Silence.]
Columbia student volunteer: Well, soy milk tastes like milk, but it's made with beans.
Fourth grader: Hold the phone -- beans has titties?

--P.S. 125

{via Overheard in New York}

It's So Hard to Say Goodbye

I love this photo, by Robert Kreizel, on the cover of this week's Villager. The caption:

Cinco, 5, was not feeling so chipper after his family’s Christmas tree disappeared into the big orange machine at Mulchfest at Tompkins Square Park last weekend. Cinco had handpicked and helped cut down the tree at a farm near Ludlow, Vt. He was comforted by his dad, right, and a Parks Department employee. Hundreds of trees were mulched at the Tompkins site.

Aww, so cute. Also love that the 5-year-old's name is Cinco!