Oh, Tyra...

Rumor has it that Tyra Banks crapped her pants at Fashion Week. (Sorry, apparently today's blog theme is rather scatological.) Expect a tearful "Kiss my shit-stained ass!" speech on her talk show soon.
{via Gawker}

Smell the Rainbow

I love this rainbow poops wallpaper from Blik! The boyfriend would never, ever go for it, though. He already outlawed pink (my favorite color, obvs) from our apartment, and he still doesn't like the decor, even though it is gender-neutral green and blue now. "But it's pastel!" he says. "I hate pastels. Why don't you just date the Easter bunny instead of me?"
{via Boing Boing}