From the "Iiidiot!" File...

Some teenagers at a school in Roxbury, Conn., thought it would be funny to sing the Guns N' Roses song "Welcome to the Jungle" over the P.A. system after hours. Some teacher heard them sing, "Welcome to the jungle, baby, you're gonna diiiiiiiie!" in typical Axl Rose fashion and inexplicably believed them, barricading herself in a classroom and calling the cops. Don't even tell me you didn't LOL at this story.
{via Gawker}