Santa Molester at My Local Mall!

It's not often that my local mall makes the national news. Apparently some pervy lady on crutches groped the poor old mall Santa Claus. I have taken many a picture over the years with the Santa there. I don't think I stopped taking photos with Santa until I was in sixth grade. This is because I also believed in Santa until then. (Blame my mom, she was very cunning. I'm not kidding. Her tricks involved fancy scientific explanations and a mysterious home video filmed in the middle of the night.)