When Reporters Attack!

Everything about this whole lady reporter who punched a cop in the face story is kind of hilarious. But I think my favorite part is what she said before the beatdown: "I DON'T GIVE A F--- WHO YOU ARE! I AM A REPORTER, YOU F---ING DYKE!" Now, if she had replaced "a reporter" with "Chuck Norris," that attempt at scaring the cop might have worked. But reporters? Not so scary. "I will beat you with my microphone!" (Fun fact: Chuck Norris's real first name is Carlos. Even though he is not even a little bit Latino. This makes him even more awesome.)