"Duh" Alert: Do Not Let Your Babies Play With Dobermans

A Brooklyn infant died today after being bitten on the head by his family's Doberman. This is obviously very sad, but come on, people! Why would you let an 8-month-old play with a dog that is bred to be a vicious killing machine??? I'm lucky my family had a golden retriever when I was a baby, because a meaner breed would surely have bitten my face off. I used to tug on her eyelashes for fun when I was a toddler, and Goldie (creative name, right?) would just sit there complacently. Meanwhile, the family cat was busy pissing in my crib.