I Hate the Player and The Game

I love this My Damn Channel video mocking pickup artists, especially since I just read The Game and found it pretty absurd. I feel like pickup artists' tactics only work on strippers and other sketchy girls, because that's all the guys ever seemed to pick up in the book. In fact, when Neil Strauss finally found his dream girl, his tricks didn't even work on her. Too bad he didn't know about "Your hair smells like the carpet in the hallway of an apartment building where old Russian people live," which is probably the best "neg" ever. And Paul Rudd's performance is amazing, as usual.
{via Daily Intelligencer}