Battle of the Celebabies

There is one simple reason for why Nicole Richie's People magazine cover sold more copies than Christina Aguilera's: Nicole's baby is way cuter! Christina's baby Max looks sort of like Ben from Lost, but Nicole's daughter Harlow is just a little schmoopie-poo. Don't tell me you don't want to kidnap that little munchkin! That said, I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that celebrity baby photo pimping has become a competition in the first place.