Battle of the Celebabies

There is one simple reason for why Nicole Richie's People magazine cover sold more copies than Christina Aguilera's: Nicole's baby is way cuter! Christina's baby Max looks sort of like Ben from Lost, but Nicole's daughter Harlow is just a little schmoopie-poo. Don't tell me you don't want to kidnap that little munchkin! That said, I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that celebrity baby photo pimping has become a competition in the first place.

Nicole Richie Pops Out a Girl

Nicole Richie popped out a baby girl! Her name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden. That's one too many names, I think, but "Harlow" is actually an adorable choice (Patricia Arquette also chose it for her daughter). I just hope Richie doesn't go back to her super-rexy figure...she looked beautiful and healthy while pregnant.