Shaking Hands and Kissing Babies, Minus the Kissing

Freelance writer Darren Garnick got a photograph of almost every presidential candidate with his 5-month-old daughter Dahlia, although there was no baby-kissing allowed (Barack Obama was the only one who attempted, and was allowed, to break the rule). Garnick even got a picture of her with Chuck Norris! Cute little Dahlia's going to be the most popular kid at preschool.
{via Jossip}

Roundhouse Kick to the Huckabee

I'm not sure who I'm voting for in November, but I know it will not be Mike Huckabee. This video cracks me up, and the Mitt Romney campaign certainly gets some points for creativity. But sorry, Mitt, I probably still won't vote for you.

When Reporters Attack!

Everything about this whole lady reporter who punched a cop in the face story is kind of hilarious. But I think my favorite part is what she said before the beatdown: "I DON'T GIVE A F--- WHO YOU ARE! I AM A REPORTER, YOU F---ING DYKE!" Now, if she had replaced "a reporter" with "Chuck Norris," that attempt at scaring the cop might have worked. But reporters? Not so scary. "I will beat you with my microphone!" (Fun fact: Chuck Norris's real first name is Carlos. Even though he is not even a little bit Latino. This makes him even more awesome.)