Merry Winstmas

Winston is probably the most amazing cat on the internets, if not on Earth. Here is a special Christmas video of him decked out in a Santa outfit, complete with tiny beard. I wish my cats would dress up, but instead they flip out and run around the house like maniacs until they finally free themselves of the garment, then leave it under some piece of furniture and I don't find it until months later.

Santa Molester at My Local Mall!

It's not often that my local mall makes the national news. Apparently some pervy lady on crutches groped the poor old mall Santa Claus. I have taken many a picture over the years with the Santa there. I don't think I stopped taking photos with Santa until I was in sixth grade. This is because I also believed in Santa until then. (Blame my mom, she was very cunning. I'm not kidding. Her tricks involved fancy scientific explanations and a mysterious home video filmed in the middle of the night.)

Pretty Please?

Dear Santa,
This is what I would like to see on Christmas morning:


Love, Alyssa
{via Cute Overload}

Sad But True

This is my favorite Christmas song of all time. Bonus points for '90s-tastic Mariah frolicking in the snow with Santa. Or is that Tommy Mottola?